Aretha Franklin started the show by singing "I Will Survive." And most of us are surprised she has.
Daniel: Sang "How Sweet It is To Be Loved By You." They are singing in Detroit again. Makes me think of 8 Mile. And it makes me wish Daniel was 8 miles away from a microphone. Sucked.
#HeSangReallyGaye
Mark: Sang "Papa Was A Rolling Stone." A rolling stone grows no moss and Mark here couldn't grow a decent fan base if his father was one of The Rolling Stones. Sucked.
#SonOfAMick
Rayvon: Sang "My Girl." I remember a Macaulay Culkin movie by the same name. Gawd, I was hoping a swarm of bees would come in and stop this performance. Sucked.
#HeCantSingWithoutHisGlasses
Adam: Caleb 2.0 here belted out some dreck. Gawd awful performance. This guy is really is the result of Jack Black and Kyle Glass having a baby together. Sucked.
#TenaciousSTD
Clark: Before he took the stage, some music guy read off some lies from a teleprompter.
Like this for example:
Clark's performance was fantastic.
This is the best season yet! Can't
wait to see what comes next!
It's easy to lie when others have to cover up the truth.
#BlankLookOnMyFace
Nick: Sang a Stevie Wonder song.Stevie is blind. This performance made me with I was deaf. Sucked.
#SingerOfALesserGod
Qaasim: He funked this performance up. More style than substance. Atrocious dinging.
#FlashFlunk
Quentin: Easily the best of the guys. He actually gave a descent performance. Don't need to take a peak into the future to know he'll be the last guy standing.
#QuentinLeap
And so we say goodbye to the 2 country jerks, the nerd, and one of the black guys. It was nice not knowing any of you.
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