Wednesday, March 4, 2015

American Idol Season 14 Top 8 Guys.

Aretha Franklin started the show by singing "I Will Survive." And most of us are surprised she has. 

Daniel: Sang "How Sweet It is To Be Loved By You." They are singing in Detroit again. Makes me think of 8 Mile. And it makes me wish Daniel was 8 miles away from a microphone. Sucked. 
#HeSangReallyGaye 


Mark: Sang "Papa Was A Rolling Stone." A rolling stone grows no moss and Mark here couldn't grow a decent fan base if his father was one of The Rolling Stones. Sucked. 
#SonOfAMick 


Rayvon: Sang "My Girl." I remember a Macaulay Culkin movie by the same name. Gawd, I was hoping a swarm of bees would come in and stop this performance. Sucked. 
#HeCantSingWithoutHisGlasses 



Adam: Caleb 2.0 here belted out some dreck. Gawd awful performance. This guy is really is the result of Jack Black and Kyle Glass having a baby together. Sucked. 
#TenaciousSTD 



Clark: Before he took the stage, some music guy read off some lies from a teleprompter. 
Like this for example: 
Clark's performance was fantastic. 
This is the best season yet! Can't 
wait to see what comes next! 
It's easy to lie when others have to cover up the truth. 
#BlankLookOnMyFace 



Nick: Sang a Stevie Wonder song.Stevie is blind. This performance made me with I was deaf. Sucked. 
#SingerOfALesserGod 


Qaasim: He funked this performance up. More style than substance. Atrocious dinging. 
#FlashFlunk 



Quentin: Easily the best of the guys. He actually gave a descent performance. Don't need to take a peak into the future to know he'll be the last guy standing. 
#QuentinLeap 


And so we say goodbye to the 2 country jerks, the nerd, and one of the black guys. It was nice not knowing any of you. 

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