American Idol Season 14 Top 11

This show is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The judges spew out lies and they will drown in them. The accumulated filth of all the suckiness and talentless performances will foam up at the waists of the singers and they will look up at me and scream "Help us!" And I will look down and whisper "No." 


Rayvon: Gave us a rendition of Ellie Goulding's "Burn." The song itself is bad, but Ellie is hot as hell, therefor she is allowed to sing a bad song like this one, anyone else is just going to suck. Rayvon proved this. 
#HeatResistant 


Maddie: Country girl sang a Country song so Country that it had "Country" in the title. Country x Country x Country x Country = Sucks. 
#KickHerInTheCountry 



Joey: Well, looks like the clown made it to the next round. And to remind us all what a joke she is, she sang an Iggy Azalea song. And it was terrible. It would have been funny if it wasn't so sad. 
#SomebodySpikedThePunchline 



Clark: From week to week, I completely forget this guy even exists. This guy is as generic as it gets. 
#BlandItLikeBeckham 



Jax: Sang Taylor Swift's "Blank Space." She gave it an 80's pop twist to it which was pretty cool. Should could have done without the interaction with the staged boy in the audience, but other than that, it was a solid performance. 
#SheCanWriteMyName 



Qaasim: He sang "Jet" by Paul McCartney which was fitting, cause this performance was a plane crash. It proved what I have been saying all along. All style, no substance. Sucked. 
#HitTheEject 



Adanna: Sang "Runaway Baby." This was an abortion. 
#DumpsterBaby 



Tyanna: Sang "Tightrope." I don't think the rope was very tight, cause she was all over the place with this. 
#CutTheRope 



Daniel: Sang "Happy" which automatically makes him the worst contestant this season. 
#Crappy 



Quentin: Sang "Rolling In The Deep" despite giving it a quasi-reggae twist to it, it was still an unnecessary Adele cover and definitely not up to the standars of his past performances. 
#HeWasRollingSomething 



Nick: Sang "Wake Me Up." My sentiments exactly. This performance should have come with a "do no operate heavy machinery while listening to this" warning. Sucked. 
#SnoozeYouLose 



And we say goodbye Sarina Joi. 

Forever.