Tyanna: She sang "Rockin' Robin." The 2nd person to take up the mantle of Batman's sidekick, Robin, was a young man by the name of Jason Todd. Originally, Todd was beaten to a bloody pulp with a crowbar and then blown up all at the hands of The Joker. (And the fans who voted for this to happen.) This performance was the audio equivalent of that beating.
#BlewBird
Loren: She screeched out some old Michael Jackson song. Sounded horrible. She was obviously on some kind of drug tonight.
#JustSayNo
Maddie: This generic blonde teen cheerleader sang "I'll Be There" by the Jackson 5. Well, if she's going to be singing there, I won't be there.
#AmericanBoredom
Joey: How in the blue hell did she get through? I bet the same lunatics that voted for Alex last season are voting for this Tumblr Feminist Poster Chick. She attempted to sing "Shop Around." Well, if she's on sale, that store is going to go bankrupt. Sucked.
#DullMart
Sarina Joi: This performance was such a wreck, I thought I was watching footage of Harrison Ford's plane crash. Sucked.
#SingSoloWeCantHearYou
Adanna: Sang "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie. In the song, it is asked, "Is it me you're looking for?" Well, Adanna, the answer to that question is a resounding "No!"
#Goodbye
Jax: She was wearing The Dress. You know, the blue and black one. If she came up to me wearing that dress, I'd tell her to take it off so I could get a closer look. The dress may be blue, but she is downright pure gold. Easily the best this season.
#DressYouUpWithMyLove
Alexis: So this boring chick gets through but not the gorgeous Shi or that JB Shannon. A crime has been committed and you the stupid American public is guilty.
#ShiWasRobbed.
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