American Idol Season 14 Top 12 Guys and Gals

Sorry for being a day late with the Boys review, had to get caught up on the good shows like Arrow and Gotham. 

And the dress is blue and black. 

THE BOYS 


Adam: Sang "I Wanna Rock." I thought Caleb was as bad as gets regarding Rocker wannabes. Never have I been more wrong. This guy couldn't embody rock & roll if he was Ben Grimm falling down a hill. 
#CrockAndDroll 


Michael: He sang some Michael Bolton ballad. This was as blah as it gets. 
#HowAmISupposedToCare 


Savion: Sang the gawd awful Train song "Soul Sister." He did the impossible with it. He made it sound even worse. 
#DontSaveSavion 


Mark: This guy sounded to clean to be on Idol. He should be on The Voice. He'd never make it past the Knockout Rounds, but at least he would have gotten to meet Christina. 
#LoserEitherWay 


Trevor: This geek can't sing worth crap, but it doesn't matter, since he'll be a part of The Avengers next year. 
#SucktacularSingerMan 


Clark" I'm going to have sue American Idol cause this guy's high pitch cause some glass to shatter in my house. 
#WhenAManBreaksAWindow 


Rayvon: Ha sang that annoyingly catchy sone "Jealous" by 1/3 Jonas Brothers. He can go straight to hell. 
#ThisSongIsASin 


Daniel: He tried to sing Mraz' "I'm Yours" while playing a Nintendo Wii Guitar. Worst performance so far. Good things do not come in small packages. 


Riley: Keith Jr. sang some stupid country song. Sucked. 
#NoCountryForYoungMen 


Quentin: He sang "I Put A Spell On You." It was an interesting and haunting arrangement, but let's face it, it just made us want to hear this: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDidHzwYu3E 
#VoodooChild 

Nick: Sang some Ed Sheeran song, because it's mandatory for somebody to do it nowadays. It was generic. 
#EdSheeranSheeranSoFarAway 


Qaasim: James Brown Lite. 
#IfItsBrownFlushItDown 



THE GIRLS 


Lovey: Stupid name. Bland performance. Forgettable girl. 
#TilltheLoveyRunsOut 


Adanna: When I was younger, I would sometimes spend the weekend at my grandparents house. Some nights, my Grandma would have her friends over to play cards. That was more exciting to watch than this performance. 
#FiveCardDud 


Alexis: She's got an Amanda Seyfried quality about her that I love, it's a shame she's a country rock chick. 
#DeepThroatVoice 


Joey: This was the WTF performance of the night. She belongs on America's Got Talent or opening for Weird Al Yankovic cause this has novelty act written all over it. 
#AccordianToJim 


Katherine: Not even people who can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch would be able to see any singing talent or stage presence this chick might have. 
#SeeingIsBelieving 


Shannon: Sang P!nk's "Who Knew?"She has a very sultry voice. She's young and needs some experience, but she's got what it takes. 
#WeKnowNow. 


Loren: She claims to be an actress. Well, I can tell you right now, good singer is not a role she is going to win an audition for. 
#AndTheRazzieGoesTo 


Shi: Good gawd in hell, she has got a great body. And that outfit she wore tonight, ohhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 Who cares if her performance sucked. Shi is great. 
#ShisTheOneForMe 


Maddie: Another generic country singer. 
#Dollycaust 


Sarina Joi: I stopped listening to this performance and wnet back to Shi's performance so I could do a little performing of my own 
#ShiDrivesMeCrazy 


Jax: Another fantastic singer. She has got the good too. Love to see more of her. 
#WantToBangBangHer 


Tyanna: This performance was as terrible as her hair. 
#SheBlueHerself