American Idol 4/30/14 Top 5

The top 5 revealed their celeb crushes.
Jessica said she liked Jensen Ackles. Supernatural fangirl. I lover her even more.
Alex revealed he like Zooey Deschanel. In other news, pandas like bamboo sticks.


Jason Mraz is here as a guest mentor, because Alex needs all the help he can get.

Alex: He sang "Sweater Weather." I like this song and it was the perfect choice for Alex. Because it showcased just how much of a copycat he really is. There is no originality with Alex, or Sam or Caleb for that matter, but Alex sticks out like a cheap ripoff.
#HumanXerox


Caleb: He sang "Don't Want To Miss A Thing." Well, now we know why Caleb doesn't stray to far from his usual rock performances. His attempt to do a power ballad was about as successful as Alex trying to sing aq song without making weird faces.
#DidWantToMissThis


Alex, Sam, and Jena: They sang "Best Day Of My Life."
#WorstDayOfMyLife


Jessica: She sang "Human" by Christina Perri. All of Perri's songs are boring and depressive, so Jess had her work cut out for her. She nailed it. She brought some humanity to this song.
#HumanLeague


Sam: Sam's celeb crush came out. Some singer chick that was really cute. Alex was awkward as hell around her. He sang "Sing" by Ed "Lady Killer" Sheeran. Speaking of awkward, that's what Sam brought to this performance. And his generic sounding voice.
#WoolfInDweebsClothing



Jena: She sang "My Body" by some stupid band. Jena cannot walk and sing at the same time. Her grating voice suffer even more from her moving around. She is as appealing as an jalepeno enema.
#Poorformance


Jessica & Caleb: They sang the Stone's "Beast of Burden." There has never been a better description of Caleb than that.
#BeautyAndTheBeastRoundTwo



Alex: He sang "Say Something." This was the most nauseating performance in the history of Idol. Seriously, I had to chug Pepto Bismol just to get through it. His vocals were so all over the place that it made my head spin. His facial expressions were something out of a sideshow freak show. Horrendous doesn't even begin to describe this. I hope Alex gets married one day. And I hope the colors of the wedding are Red and Purple.
#SingNothing


Jena: She sang "Valerie" by Amy Winehouse. This sucked. However, I do feel Amy Winehouse is a good artist for Jena to emulate. The first drink is on me.
#BottomsUp


Sam: He sang How To Save A Life." Step 1, don't let anybody listen to this performance. It'll make them want to commit suicide.
#HowToTakeALife


Jessica: Now this was the performance of the night. This was pure sexiness. Jess' voice, that dress. THAT LEG. Damn, this was great. She is the best singer this singer, and that is fact.
#THATLEG


Caleb: "In the still of the night, I like to yell into the mic, cause that's the only way I know how to sing!"
#KingOfScream