It's "Competitor's Choice" Night. What that means is, the producers
pulled up a bunch of songs for the contestants to sings and made the
other guys pick out one of those songs.
Caleb: Before their performances, each singer told us f things we
probably didn't know about them. Caleb's five things made me hate the
guy even more. Any ways, Alex picked some Kings of Leon song for him to
sing. This was insipid. Caleb loves to overact. He's that guy that
always has to be the center of attention, And that is what his
performances are. Desperate acts of attention.
#KingOfPeons
Jessica: She told us she thought she was abducted by aliens. Lucky
bastards. This was a sexy ass performance. Jessica is the true rock star
of this bunch.
#IdGiveHerAnAnalProbe
Sam & Alex: They sang "Let Her Go." An uninspired song sang by a
guy with the most annoying voice ever. Lucky for Alex and Sam, their
voices are not as annoying. However, they were just as boring. It was
like watching a garden gnome playing chess with a lawn jockey.
#DuetBooIt
CJ: He sang "Gravity." This was his best performance, but that's
like saying the 2013 Boston Marathon was the best race ever. Speaking of
races, in this competition, CJ is like a Saint Bernard in a Greyhound
race. Side Note: It was funny seeing his son wear headphone, even he
doesn't like hearing his dad sing.
#CujoJunior
Dexter: He sang a country song. I guess he sang it well. It's like a
below average student getting a C+ on a test. You pat him on the head
and say "job well done' while trying not to roll your eyes. Cause you do
feel sorry for the poor guy and you don't want to hurt his feelings.
#TheBestOfTheWorst
Caleb & Jena: This was the worst version of "Gimme Shelter" I
have ever heard. And I heard Andrew Garcia's cover back in Season 9.
There was no true emotion here. This was a shouting contest. It was like
watching two down syndrome kids playing Hungry Hungry Hippo during a
epileptic seizure.
#RapeItJustAShoutAway
Alex: He sang Ed Sheeran's "The A-Team." Recently, Ed sang over the
telephone to a poor girl that was dying of Cystic Fibrosis. As he was
singing to her, she closed her eyes and peacefully died in her sleep.
Alex here made me want to shuffle off this mortal coil to, cause this
bout near bored me to death.
#SometimesDeadIsBetter
Sam: This was boring as hell too. He sang some stupid song, as he is
wont to do. It's like he and Alex made a bet to see who could deliver
the most tedious performance. At least the production crew knew in
advance that their songs would be coma inducing, cause they both had
pretty awesome graphic backgrounds.
#TheWoolfOfDullStreet.
Jessica, CJ, & Dexter: Dex and Cj are lucky Jessica was wearing
that dress. Cause it was enough to distract from this very off
performance.
#TwoGuysAGirlAndACrappySong
Jena: She sang "Creep" by Radiohead. There is a reason this song get
sang almost every year, it's a great song. However, Jena performing
this song was like a kindergarten class do a stage performance of "To
Kill A Mockingbird." This was way over her head, not to mention her
talent level.
#YouDontBelongHere
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