In honor of 80's week and 80's icon, The Ultimate Warrior, whom we lost
this week, I'm, giving this review a Pro Wrestling theme.
Jena: She sang "I Love Rock and Roll." Well, we only hurt the ones
we love, and she tortured this song. Crippler Crossface style.
#RockAndRollExpressCameToAStop
Dexter: Sang "Keep Your Hands To Yourself." I wish he'd keep his
songs to himself. Generic country crap. The Road Dogg sings better than
him.
#BamBamBumbler
Sam & Alex: When The Undertaker's streak ended at WrestlMania 30
and then when Warrior died, I didn't think this week could get much
worse. I was proven wrong when I heard this duet.
#CrappyMania
Malaya: She sang "Though The Fire." I was hoping Kane would show up and make her fall into the fire. She has a grating voice.
#InfernalMatch
Jena & Caleb. Look at the punishment Mankind (Mick Foley) goes
through in this Hell in a Cell match from King Of The Ring 1998. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgYoYTbnPo4 After hearing this duet, I now know the pain Foley went through during that match.
#TheTwoHoarseMen
Jessica: Sang "Call Me." Jess, I would call you anytime. You are a breath of fresh air. You are the Trish Stratus of Idol.
#CMSpunk
Sam: The Waste of a Save gave a wreck of a performance. If Maffew
did a BotchAMania for American Idol, this whole performance would be on
it. Terrible
#TheWoolfPacIsBuried
CJ & Malaya: This was the Idol equivalent of this match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTO4KticEMk
#LegionOfDumb
Alex: He sang "Every Breath You Take." You know, a song about
stalking. Alex here made it sound like a ditty little love song that
sounds made for a quirky independent RomCom. In other words, this was a
despicable piece of crap.
#TheShartFoundation
Jessica & Dexter: This was like teaming up Trish Stratus with Bastion Booger. Just weird. Jess sounded great though.
#JessicaMichaelsAndDexterJennety
CJ: Sang "Free Fallin'" Gawd he sucks. Listening to him sing is like
listening to Lance Storm give a promo. This guy needs to go.
#CactusJackass
Caleb: Caleb reminds me of John Cena. The idiots that watch him
cheer him cause they like superficial things they don't have to think
about. It's easy on their brains. Those who pay attention realize that
he is just a one note repeater. All style and no substance.
#TheJohnSingaOfIdol
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