Tonight, our Top 8 sang duets and the songs from their auditions.
Let's see how they did!
Jessica: Pure beauty. Just one problem though, with the best going
on first, that's just going to make the rest of them suck even more.
Side note: Jessica's story about being pulled over for eating an ice
cream cone makes me want to se her eat an ice cream cone.
#IGotSomethingElseToPutInHerMouth
CJ: When I was 12, my Uncle Bill took myself and his two sons, my
cousins Troy and Brian, out hunting in the woods around his house.
Troy's dog, Bucky, came along with us. He was this great looking golden
retriever. At one point, Bucky ran off into the woods. We called out for
him, but Uncle Bill said he probably went back home cause it was close
to feeding time. About 20 minutes later, Troy said he spotted a deer. He
took aim and fired. There was a terrible yelp. He had shot his own dog.
The poor thing lay dying and howling. My cousin did nothing but scream.
The mixture of the two was a horrendous noise I hope no one ever has to
hear. But, it sounded better than CJ.
#CountryJerkstore
Alex & Jena: They sang P!nk and Fun Guy's "Just Give Me A
Reason." Well, they gave me a reason, a reason to turn the channel. This
was terrible. It was like mixing rotten eggs and dirt and trying to
bake a cake.
#NotCookingByTheBook
Sam: They showed us pics of Sam when he was a young child. They were
all taken on an iPhone 3. This kid has about as much range as a tin can
tied to a string. Sucks.
#TheWoolfWhoCriedBoy
Jessica & Caleb: They sang "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around." The
only thing that was dragging was Caleb. Jessica did her best to carry
him during this performance, but you can only do so much with dead
weight.
#BeautyAndTheBeast
Malaya: Every time she performs, I keep looking for Jeff Dunham,
cause this girl has got to be a puppet. Her voice sounds like somebody
trying to impersonate a singer. She's got the personality of a puppet
too.
#FraggleCrock
Dexter: This was fine, by country standards.
#JayLenosLostRedneckSon
Malaya & Sam: I'm so glad I do not live on the top floor of a
high rise apartment, cause this duet made me want to throw myself out of
a window.
#GloomySunday (look it up)
Jena: If Oskar Schindler were alive day and trying to save people
from a Holocaust, all of the names of the people who heard this
performance would be on his list. This was GAWD awful.
#BurningInTheDeep
Dexter & CJ: Ugh.
#BadBarfAndBeyond
Caleb: Another Cut and Paste performance. And thank you Harry for finally pointing that out.
#IdolIsAChainOfFools
Alex: Sang an "original" song, called "Fairy Tale." Simon Cowell
probably had it written for him. Alex is great...at imitating Philip
Philips.
#NoHappyEnding
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