Wednesday, March 26, 2014

American Idol 3/26/14 Top 9

The night started out with a "Rock Medley" featuring our top 9. This was horrendous. It was just a sign of things to come.


Alex: He sang No Doubt's "Don't Speak." The name of the song should had been "Don't Sing." He did this stupid Jason Mrazesque rendition of it. Terrible.
#NoDoubtHeSucks



Majesty: She attempted to sing Florence + The Machine's "Shake It Out." I know it's not fair to compare the contestants to the original artist, but this is a Florence Welch song she is trying to sing. Florence is the best female vocalist alive today and Majesty isn't worthy of being in her audience, let alone singing one of her songs. What a disgrace this was.
#MajestyBrokeTheMachine



Dexter: He sang some country song. What little I heard of it sucked, but I muted most of the performance. I had to "wash" that terrible cover Majesty performed out of my head. Listen to this: http://youtu.be/qyXnZebVHf4
That is Florence performing "Shake It Out" live for the X-Factor (Britain)
That voice is pure raw talent. Florence's voice Mount Everest of singing voices. Majesty's is barely an ant hill. Oh yeah, Dexter, the rest of the song probably sucked.
#ItsCountryItsCrap



Malaya: She sang "The Long and Winding Road" by The Beatles. Well Malaya, with a crappy voice like that, the road you're on is a dead end.
#RoadRash



Sam: Sang a terrible song, terrible.
#TerribleWoolf



Jessica: Sang Fleetwood Mac's "Rhiannon" This was the third time I heard this song today. Jessica's cover was a refreshing version of it. A nice showcase of her vocal talent, which is the best on this show.
#ThirdTimesACharm



CJ: Sang some stupid song. Not much to say here. It was bad.
#CrackerJacked



Caleb: Wow, he sure can go over the top. [sarcasm]He surprised me by doing things he has never done before in his performances.[/sarcasm] Enough with this one note yelling hack.
#HisZeppelinIsTheHindenburg



Jena: Sang "bring Me To Life" Well, this did the opposite, it damn near killed me with it atrociousness. Her voice just isn't powerful enough those heavy parts.
#ThisShowNeedsCPR



Side Note: The "Judges" suck.

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