Jena: Sang "Suddenly I See" by KT Tunstall. Well, suddenly I hear a flat boring voice.
#WTFWasSheWearing
Alex: Undercover X-Factor here sounded pretty good, despite the music itself being horrible.
#SimonSaysWin
Jessica: Sang Dido's "White Flag." Jess doesn't need to wave a white
flag, cause she's got this in the bag. And damn, she is looking hotter
every week.
#WhiteHot
Dexter: I'll be honest, I zoned out of this. He is generic country and that is just a step above Gospel music on the suck scale.
#SerialSongKiller
Emily: She got a nice message from her boyfriend who is serving over
seas. She's probably cheating on him. She sang J. Lo.'s "Let's Get
Loud." That is the exact opposite of what Emily should of done.
#LoweredSoldierMorale
Caleb: If this were Yelling Idol, Caleb would win this hands down.
#JerkinMan
MK: She had a bow tie on. Bow ties are cool. Too bad this
performance wasn't. She sang the gawd awful Train song "Drops of
Jupiter" and as a result, she performed badly.
#TheGirlWithTheCaliforniaTattoo
CJ: Sang a John Mayer song. So I immediately blacked out. I came to a
couple minutes later to find blood on my walls. It wasn't mine. I have
no idea what happened.
#CaptainJackass
Sam: Hipster douche who can't grow a hipster mustache sang some hipster song with his hipster hat on. Hipster.
#SuckyLikeTheWoolf
Malaya Sanjaya: This performance was so bad, I spent the whole time
dreaming about how great it would have been if the world did blow up in
2012
#MalayanCalender
Ben: It was just ok.
#IGuess
Majesty: This night was full of crap performances and this was the perfect way to cap it off.
#CrownOfCrap
No comments:
Post a Comment