American Idol Top 10 3/19/14

Yes I know, you were all sad last week since there was no SATYR Review. But it's back this week and better than ever!


MK: Sang P!nk's "Perfect." This performance was far from that. MK didn't have the oomph in her voice for this song nor was it soft enough to be a quiet emotional take on it. This might be her last week.
#LookAtTheFlowersMK


Dexter: My Grandfather was a pilot in WW2. He once told me a story about his plane getting shot down. He bailed out in time and was rescued by ground troops. He would have nightmares about that day, his plane getting shot down, but he could never bail out. He would go down with the plane. One year for Christmas, my parents and I flew with him and Grandma to Florida to visit relatives there. Gramps was seated next to me. He fell asleep quickly. Half an hour later, we ran into some bad turbulence. Grandpa woke up screaming. It was bloodcurdling. It scared the life out of me. He passed away in 2006, but that scream has stayed with me since. And you know what? That scream sounded better than Dexter's performance.
#KamikazeKaraoke


Jena: Sang Zedd's "Clarity." The only thing that was clear to me is the fact that this chick can't sing worth crap.
#BlowStix


Alex: Sang some crapfest One Direction song since he is secretly working for Simon Cowell. Anyways, this was sucked.
#AlexSucksStoryOfHisLife


Malaya: Sang some dumb Bruno Mars song. It made me with Maylaya was booked on a Malaysian Airlines flight.
#GoneThenForgotten


Caleb: Sang Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory." I wish I could push Caleb off that edge. Yes Caleb, please continue with the over the top notes in every performance, we are all so impressed by the fact that you can scream. Here's a goal for you, try not to make rock so damn dull.
#EdgeOfBoring


CJ: Somebody should tell him he would sound better if his mouth wasn't full of excrement. And I'm not talking about the song he sang.
#CrappyJowls


Jessica: Did a fantastic rendition of "Pumped Up Kicks." One of my favorite songs. The fact that she understood the essence of this song was a key factor in making this the performance of the night.
#SandyHookSchoolSong


Majesty: Sang "Wake Me Up." My sentiments exactly. This was boring as hell.
#SlumberParty


Sam: Tonight, my review is done. So let's set this douche on fire, cause he sings worse than everyone!!!!
#ThisWoolfIsNoFun