Wednesday, February 26, 2014

American Idol Top 13 2/26/14

Dexter: He looks like a young Jay Leno. And what Leno is to comedy, this guy is to country music. A waste of time.
#CountryWrong


Mayala: She told us "Nothing is the same." Well, she was wrong. Cause this was just as horrible as her other performances. Easily the worst out of this bunch.
#SSDD


Kristen: I really wanted to like this, because this chick is hot, but this was a poor performance and if she keeps it up, she won't last long.
#SuchAShame


Ben: Despite myself, I actually enjoyed this guy. He has natural charisma. He didn't sound too bad.
#BizzaroWorld



C.J.: Generic country sound. Darius Rucker 2.0
#ChurchJerk



M.K.: She looked really pretty tonight. She still looks like a young Jonathan Taylor Thomas from a distance though. Wasn't her best, but it was decent.
#IdolImprovement


Majesty: Bad, bad, bad, bad ,bad. She reminds me of a Newton's Cradle. Once it gets going, it's fun to look at for a while, but it's gets boring and pointless after a minute.
#MajesticMess



Jena: Sang "The Scientist" by Coldplay. we don't need a scientist to test this theory: Jena sucks.
#ScienceBitch



Alex: Wait, he's friends with Alex and Sierra. And he's dating Jillian Jensen. This guy is an X-Facor plant. Simon is secretly trying to take Idol back over.
#VibaLaRevolution


Jessica: She said she's obsessed with Supernatural. I hope from Hell to Castiel she is talking about the show. Anyways, she is fantastic. The best female.
#SuperNaturalTalent



Emily: Very throaty, sexy voice. I like her a lot.
#IWantToSeeMoreOfHerPink



Sam: He sang Matchbox Twenty's "Unwell." And that is the perfect description for this performance. He is weak. And he looks like an older Carl Grimes.
#TheWalkingDud



Caleb: Yep, Jack Black light.
#SchoolOfSuck

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