It's Rush Week and not a single person sang Tom Sawyer.
If you thought the girls did great, then you must have loved the guys.
Caleb: Hack Jack Black did a great job of shouting out a tune.
#PretentiousD
C.J.: The hat he wore was so stupid, it made his mediocre performance sound like crap.
#CappedJerk
Emmanuel: 4 day old tacos from Taco Bell warmed up in a microwave
couldn't give me a worse stomach ache than this performance did.
#EmmanuSmell
Sam: Boring. This was Ben Stein reading out loud transcripts of "Antiques Roadshow" boring.
#DullSamIAm
George: He sang "Grenade" by Bruno Mars. This performance made me wish I hade a grenade. Weak sauce.
#ThisGrenadeWasADud
Dexter: This was way too country.
#DextersFlab
Alex: As much as I want to hate him for snagging up Jillian, he is the best male singer out of this bunch.
#JillianNooooo
Malcolm: Gah, another mediocre performance. So much for 13 being
Idol's lucky number. If Malcolm here is one of their best, then Idol
should be put out of its misery like that other singing show Fox had.
#MalcolmXFactor
Ben: Well, I guess all that nonsense from last night wasn't for
nothing. He was probably second best of the night. But that don't mean
anything.
#AmericaMadeTheRightChoiceLOL
Spencer: Sucked. They saved the worst for last. Another Beiber clone that'll get by on good looks.
#LoveDontDieButDreamsDo
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