Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Review for American Idol Top 10/15 Girls

Majesty: As soon as she started singing, the song got away from her. And she wasn't able to get it back. She sucks.
#OnHerMajestysSuckyService


Kristen: The song choice sucked. Her voice sounds older than she is. Mediocre at best. Lucky for her, she is hot.
#IdPlayDoctorWithThisNurse


Briana: She was decent. Not bad, but not really great. So automatically, she's one of the best in this competition.
#BravestWarrior


Jena(Gee-nah): This was crap. She "sang" The Rolling Stones classic "Paint It Black." This song was like a no name character on "The Walking Dead" and Jena was a walker. She tore into this song like it was a piece of meat.
#PaintItCrap


Bria: Unimpressive. It was so lackadaisical that I didn't bother coming up with anything else to say.
#WrongSideOfAnySong


Marrielle: Black Miley Cyrus. Nuff said.
#NoShoeSensation


Jessica: Her nerves were trying to get the best of her, but she held through. And the song choice didn't help either. Actually, most of the song choices were pretty bad tonight.
#IWantToHaveSexWithThisChick


Emily: This was a pretty sexy performance. The singing not that great though. But, I'll be keeping my eye on this girl nevertheless.
#OohLaLaIndeed



MK: This was probably the only honest performance of the night. It's actually great to finally have a contestant who isn't trying to over sing everything. She could be a tad stronger in some parts, but overall, she is a breath of fresh air. Also, I want her to get far in the competition, because it seems Keith has a slight problem with gay people.
#MoralKombat


Malaya: Really? REALLY? They bring out this thing instead of Jillian Jensen? WTF? This thing sucked all over the place.
#WTFWasThePointOfHavingATop15

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