Review for AGT 8/6/13

LIVE FROM RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL!!!!
XXXX=Terrible XXX=Really Bad XX=OK X=Really Good +=Excellent


Aerosphere (balloon acrobatics) This was boring. I'm sure it was something to behold there live at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, but on TV it was just dull. Yay, she spun around. Whoopity-do. XXX

Chicago Boyz (acrobatics) They had some good moves that really lit up the stage at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, but when it was all said and done, it wasn't that memorable. The Windy City is having a hard time blowing up some dust at the Big Apple. XX

Misti Dancing School (dancers) I love me some Asian chicks. The nicest thing about nailing an Asian chick is the fact that you're horny again 30 minutes later. Anyways, this performance was pretty good. Finally, some dancing at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL that actually looked like art. X

Kelsey and Bailey (dog act) This was cute, but they pretty much did the same routine as the audition. Not good enough for RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL. XXX

Brandan and Savannah (band) Every time I see Brandan, I want to scream out, "Stay gold, Ponyboy!" This band made the right choice to sing Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive" for their first live performance at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, however, that didn't stop them from sounding like crap. They were terrible. The judges are out of their minds. XXXX

Illusionists Leon & Romy (magicians) This was stupid. They tried to do a new spin on an old trick, which came across as retarded. They should have said their magic trick was getting Marty voted through to the next round to sing another crappy song live at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL. XXXX

Deanna Gettodachoppa (singer)I don't care about her sob story and I didn't care about this performance. So, I'll take this time to say I am excited to see Peter Capaldi in action as the new Doctor. Fan-fuckin-tastic! Oh yeah, I hope this is the last time we see sob story here at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL. XXXX

The Cobra Guy (danger act) The intesity at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL was heavy as this guy moved around woth a cobra. And that's all he did. Dangerous, sure, but it's just like motor racing, nobody really cares until there is an accident. XXX

Jonathan Allen (opera singer) It was ok. if he doesn't make it through to the next round, I hear Glee has a cast opening. And what better resume than to say you performed live at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL! XX

Kinichi Ebena (dancer) When he said "Back To The Future" was the reason he came to America, I knew he had just become my favorite. And RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL finally got a fantastic performance. Leave it to a Japanese dude to incorporate a video game into his dance. This was awesome and worthy of the first Plus rating I have awarded this season. +

Jim Meskimen (impressionist) Why is this guy on this show? Look at this: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002350/ Screw this guy. He shouldn't be at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL period. Not even going to give this guy a rating.

Singing Army Wives (choir) Wow, a choir. They can't harmonize worth a crap. This was just emotional manipulative crap, but the audience at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL ate it up. XXX