Review for AGT 8/13/13

XXXX=Terrible XXX=Really Bad XX=OK X=Really Good +=Awesome

3Penny Chorus (choir) I thought they did a nice job with their classical choir rendition of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." I like to hear gimmicky renditions of popular songs, such as the Richard Cheese covers. XX
Side note: The judges blasted them for doing "the same thing" but loved Tone the Dumbass performing the same song over and over again.

Chloe (singer) Another kid singer that sounds fine, but will be nothing special in a few years. And this one just wasn't that good. XXX

Champions Forever (unicyclist family) They rode on unicycles. They did a couple neat things, but this was dull. XXX

Sinsation (3D video mapping dance group) If I wanted to watch TRON, I'd watch TRON. Hell, I've seen people do stuff with glow sticks that was more exciting than this. And I'm not even talking about that stripper. XXX

The Robotix (band) Yay, they know how to perform a song on their instruments. But the singing sucked any chance they had at being a good band. XXX

Timber Brown (acrobat) Finally, something that was interesting to watch. The whole Saturn contraption was a new element and the guy is a great acrobatic performer. X

Cami Bradley (singer) She did a cover of Cher's "Believe" and I hate that song. But Cami here made it sound completely different. It sounded like a decent song. She has a pretty nice voice too. So cheers to her. XX

Tummy Talk (stupid) Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. XXXX

Taylor Williamson (comedian) He had some funny material. He's ok. John Mulaney would wipe the floor with him, but lucky for Taylor here, John is not competing in AGT. XX

Aerial Ice (ice skaters) Same tired dance moves we've seen before. But on ice*.
Dull. XXX
*plastic

David Ferman (danger act) I understood the danger. Was impressed with the juggling of fireballs while upside down. But at no time did I feel the sense of danger. The fictional confrontation between to characters on Breaking Bad this past Sunday was more intense than this real life dangerous situation. XXX

Jimmy Rose (singer) Every rose has its thorn and singing is the the thorn for this Rose. It was just blah. XXX