Live Shows Round 2. XXXX=Super Sucked XXX=Really Bad XX=OK X=Really Good +=Excellent
Innovative Force (dancers) They had some good moves here and there,
but nothing that really kept me entertained. Unless I was PedoBear. XX
Ciana Pelenki (singer) She sang the Pussy Whipped Anthem aka "Next
to Me". I hate that song. This girl is from Hawaii. They filmed LOST in
Hawaii. In that show, there were no such things as coincidences. So,
it's no coincidence that this girl should go home and get lost. XXX
Alexandr Magala (sword swallower) Here we go. Edge on my seat
danger. I was really entertained by this. Only thing that keeps it from a
perfect score was the fact that there was no blood. X
Struck Boyz (dancers) Why couldn't these kids have been students at
Sandy Hook? I hate these little bastards. It's like they were grown on a
douchebag farm. Well, I guess that's what New Jersey is. XXXX
Brad Byers (danger act) This was boring. I've seen to many shows
explaining the physics of the bed of nails to be impressed by anyone
that implements it in their act. Have him drive over you while laying in
broken glass, then we might have a show. XXX
Kid the Wiz (dancer) More like Kid the Whiz cause he took a piss all
over that stage with some of the most tepid dancing I have ever seen.
Yay, he can flip his hat around. No one cares. XXX
Forte (opera group) This kind of singing isn't my forte, but, I will not deny they had a good sound to them. XX
Angela Hoover (impressionist) It's fitting her name is Hoover, cause
damn did she suck. the impressions were ok, but nothing about them were
funny. XXX
Dave Shirley (no effing clue) This was beyond stupid. I've had watches from Happy Meals that had better timing this guy. XXXX
Marty "Dave" Brown (singer) Dave Shirley and Angela Hoover should
take notes, this is how you do a comedy act! But, unlike those two, this
wasn't supposed to be funny. XXX
Aquanuts (swimmers) I love a hot wet chick as much as the next
person, but this was just dull. Now, since their goal is to be in Vegas,
maybe they should do this act topless. Now that would be entertaining.
XX
Tone the Dumbass (rapper) The less said about this crap the better. XXXXXXX
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