Britney is on drugs.
For this week's review, in honor of the Movie Night theme, I've
decided to add a clip from a movie that represents each performance.
Arin: He's like the one guy from a boy band that tries to start a
solo career and fails miserably. He's seems so out of place by himself
on stage. Plus, he sucks.
http://youtu.be/dbrpqWkNqyo
Paige: Ugh. Single mothers. She sang "Take My Breath Away" from the
movie "Top Gun." The director of Top Gun recently killed himself. He
must have know this performance was coming. http://youtu.be/04TqHE_PDTU
Vino: http://youtu.be/nfV87TgYH78 Nuff Said.
Emblem 3: Utter crap. If someone ever came down with AIDS, Cancer,
and Gonorrhea at the same time, the doctor should tell them "I'm sorry
to tell you this, but you've come down with a case of Emblem 3." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-x_1Dqj2g
Beatrice: It was decent. Not her best, but still better than the crap that performed before her. http://youtu.be/-gD05qjgKN4
Jannel: Love it when she sexes it up. HAWT. http://youtu.be/boclz41jjPE
Tate: Sang "Wanted Dead or Alive" I'll make it simpler for you Tate. "Wanted: Dead." http://youtu.be/g2KF7DAlM4E
Lyric 145: I'm Straight Edge, so I had to skip most of this
performance. But, I'm pretty sure it was Stupid, cartoony, crappy, and
atrocious! http://youtu.be/944cPciN-kw
Diamond: There was a reason she got eliminated last week. She sucks. And lo and behold, she sucked again! http://youtu.be/OaSuSnUJm3E
CeCe: Amazing!!! She made my eye of the tiger rise up. http://youtu.be/EbHth5ErTs8
Carly: Solid performance. Easily the best of the teens. http://youtu.be/vsBKyduk3RE
Jason: Sang, "I Believe I Can Fly" Because that song wasn't gay enough already. Should have been this: http://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo
C. U. Next Tuesday! (5th Harmony) Sang some song from Twilight. Automatic Suck! http://youtu.be/InR2RkBjZoo
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