X-Factor 11-14-12

Brittney looks horrible. Can't believe I used to jack off to her.

Be sure to click the links for a special view of tonight's performances.

Jannel: She sang "Rollin' On The River." If she performs this crappy again, she'll be floatin' down the river...face down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3khJqijDEs

Tate: He may have came in first last week, but this week, he sang like he was a number 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRMvVXcPe3w

Diamond: They say diamonds last forever. Well, after this terrible performance, I don't see this diamond lasting another week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-cri43ttTo

Beatrice: I liked this girl, that was until she slept sang her way through the classic Cyndi Lauper song "Time after Time." That AND she wore a hat with that stupid ass YOLO on it. Yes, you only live once, and you yet you waste your time singing like Eeyore on karaoke night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZNxJS3mAI

Lyric 145: If real life was like a Disney cartoon and everything talked and sang, excrement would sound exactly like Lyric 145. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA

Arin: Terrible. Should have sang "Like A Virgin" Would have fit him more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCljZtwtByI

Paige: She should be glad her mother died when she was so young. Paige doesn't have to see that hurt look of disappointment on her mother's face. Paige fails as a singer and a human being. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdTXQNx0e6w

5th Hermione: Sang "Hero" If anything needed rescued, it was this performance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxqX76OUsrU

Carly: She sang "My Heart Will Go On." One of my favorite songs. She sucked. She does not have the power in her voice to sing this song. But the song is fitting, cause she sank...just like the Titanic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCUTNwu-wbc

Vino: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3JE4WRL-8

Emblem 3: Somebody call a scientist. We have 3 different proofs that conception can happen from anal sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFiEgwLQVJk

CeCe: Despite Demi doing everything in her power to sabotage CeCe, she still shines like the bright star she is. CeCe is gorgeous and talented and deserves a lot more respect than she is getting. http://youtu.be/bucqW0jn56U