In honor of Thanksgiving, each performance review will have a video
depicting the equivalent of something the world might be thankful for.
Tate: Sang "I'm Already There." If "there" is the bottom of the
country barrel, then yes Tate, you are already there. This was dreck. http://youtu.be/xcVwLrAavyA
Diamond: Told a touching tale of who gives a crap? Sang a Celine
Dion song. And just like most people who sing Celine, she sucked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJjJ5WB3izg
Emblem 3: They gave thanks to the youth leaders who molested them
when they were kids. Explains everything. I have a theory that singers
who grab their crotch during a performance were sexually abused as
children. Thanks for proving me right, guys. BTW, they sucked. http://youtu.be/3zc52Coepgg
Arin: Said there wasn't a "Brother's Day." If there was, I'm sure it would be in February. Once again, he sucked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12FQ2YmPJnE
CeCe: She told a touching tale about her poor sister who died of
cerebral palsy. It was very heartfelt, and it made me feel for CeCe even
more. She looked amazing tonight. Sang the classic "Wind Beneath My
Wings" and gave a very emotional rendition. It was a very touching
tribute to her sister and all of those we may have lost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYHwStHGRtQ
5th Agony: Thanked God for whatever. Ugh. Nothing is a bigger turn
off than religion. Except single mothers. Well, if "god" heard their
thanks, he didn't care, cause they sounded like a choir of tortured
souls that have been hired to give Satan a boner from hearing all this
suffering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icNTs30ZRvQ
Beatrice: Told some tale about a couple of tards her family adopted.
Yay rah. I can see Beatrice having a hit album. If it was marketed as a
cure for insomnia. For somebody with such a 'tude, she sure does give
the most boring performances. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKlm-kxFzzo
Vino: http://youtu.be/zaCdKwFcHnw
Paige: Another Wah tale of no one gives a damn. Paige should have
thanked her fake mother for not teaching her about birth control.
Another craptastic performance. She tried to outdo CeCe with "emotion"
but it came off as pathetic. Paige needs to go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgcQfIt1kqw
Carly: Sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." I kept waiting for a house
to drop on her. This was all over the place. Not even a pair of Ruby
Red Slippers could giver a good voice. http://youtu.be/XT7CtF5ljxY
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