X-Factor 11-28-12

A.C. Slater and A Woman that makes people screech are the hosts of the show.

Diamond: Somebody else to a Whitney Houston song. Overdosing on cocaine was great for her career. As far as Diamond goes, this song was the worst thing for her to do. Not even the techno beat could defeat the dull tone in her voice. The EKG reading of a coma patient has a bigger upbeat than her voice.

Vino: I have dismissed talking about Vino since the live shows started, Why? He is terrible. Downright terrible. He doesn't have a terrible voice, it's just that there is nothing about him that says "music performer." Nothing. He's the car mechanic that does great on karaoke night. But, there are times when he just plain sucks. Light tonight. He sang "You've Lost That Loving Feeling." and he killed it. Not in a good way, but in the way that the song was Rasputin and Vino did everything in his power to make sure that it was dead.

Paige: She fucking Rickrolled us. This dumb broad actually sang "Never Gonna Give You Up." R&B style. Just let that sink in. I feel compelled to call child protective services for her kid.

5 Harmonies and a Funeral: They sang Kelly Clarkson's "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger." And that is coming right behind the video package that told us that Baby Harmony's grandpa died. This was hilarious.

Carly: Sang "Rolling In The Deep." Because no one covers Adele enough You'd swear Adele OD'ed on some cocaine, instead of cheeseburgers. Anyways, every single cover of this song sounds the same, Carly was no different. Here is the best cover of that song: http://youtu.be/9KI0SLA0hqM

Tate: There is nothing that differentiates him from other country singers. And they all suck. Next!

CeCe: Those legs. I want them wrapped around me. Once again, she is the top start in this competition. It's a shame jealousy, sabotage, and politics are keeping her down.

Emblem 3: Before their performance, they showed a video package where they staged a bunch of girls chasing after them. Yeah, real convincing stuff. They sang "I'm A Believer." I'm a believer too, I believe that these 3 are the embodiment of everything that is generic about a boy band. Wheat crackers aren't as bland as these douchebags.