UNPLUGGED
CeCe: Starting the night off on the right foot. This unplugged
version of "Edge Of Glory" showcased her beautiful voice perfectly.
Douchebag 3: The electric instruments are the life support of this
group. But somebody pulled the plug, so it was a flatline the whole way
through.
Carly: When I take my notes while watching the show, I use a plain
white sheet of paper. Doodling on the blank part of the paper was more
entertaining than this performance.
5th Harmfully: Christ, another Adele cover. Enough of these damn
contestants covering her songs. Adele is overrated. Just like 5th
Harmony. Because if they even only get one person praising them, it's
too much.
Diamond: This performance was like a glass of water being held by Michael J. Fox. It was all over the place.
Tate: Sang "Living On A Prayer" despite the fact that he doesn't have one.
THE PEPSI CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!
CeCe: She looks and sounds like 5 Million Dollars. She is simply amazing.
Jerkass 3: This clip from Family Guy says it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
Carly: A one trick pony. If she wants to release an album, all
she'll have to do is record one song for her CD and put these
instructions on it "Repeat 14 times."
No Harmony: They don't need to give my heart a break, they need to give my ears a break. Awful.
Diamond: I believe this Diamond is merely a lump of coal. Sucks.
Tate: Sang "If Tomorrow Never Comes." Well, if it means never having to listen to Tate again, then I hope tomorrow doesn't come.
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