"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light."
John Milton, Paradise Lost
Josh: He was brought back as a wildcard, cause gawd forbid they bring back somebody that actually performed well. JAMES
He tried to hard to make a good impression and it sounded as such.
After Josh's "comeback" performance was over, Demi said he would have a
long career ahead of him. I'm thinking at Outback Steakhouse. Home of
the Bloomin' Onion.
#WildCardWaste
Rachel: Her sexy legs were not enough to distract me from the fact
that this was a terrible country version of "This Ol' Heart Of Mind."
But those legs of hers were very nice.
#ThisOlHardOfMine
Carlos: When Carlos sings, he trades in his Tourettes for
"Bore-ettes." This performance was about as exciting as finding out Ben
Affleck is going to be Batman.
#HardAsTits
Restless Road: I once had horseradish sauce squeezed onto my private
parts. (Don't ask) It was the worst sensation I have ever felt in my
life. If I were to ever be tortured, and I had the option of listening
to Restless Road or having horseradish put on my balls, well that's the
only time my pants will drop at the mention of Restless Road.
#WrecklessRoad
Ellona: Another cookie cutter teenage singer. It's not that they are
bad, they just aren't very good. Nothing about them makes them stand
out. They look and sound just like every flavor of the week.
#TodaysTreasureTomorrowsTrash
Jeff: Now here is a guy that can sing. He has a distinct voice and doesn't sound like he was produced in a factory.
#DasIstGutt
Alex & Ciera: This wasn't their best performance, but I don't
think the song was right for them. You can't really have two people
who's gimmick is being two love birds singing together do a breakup
song. That being said, they do sound great with each other.
#DamnTheirLove
Khaya: Dear god in hell, her voice excruciatingly grating.
Seriously, it was painful to listen to. I almost stopped the show and
deleted it off my DVR.
#TheDreckFactor
Side Note: it was most evident after Khaya's performance, but the
judges are on complete damage control tonight. They are doing everything
in their power to make it seem like they have the cream of the crop
this year.
Carlito: Another fail. "Stop In The Name of Love" does not work as a ballad. Especially with this jackass singing it.
#StopInTheNameOfGoodTaste
Lillie: This show is getting ridiculous now. Another crap
performance. It's driving me insane. I'm starting to feel like Jack
Torrence in The Shining.
#AllWorkAndNoPlayMakeSatyrADullBoy
Sweet Suspense: Finally, someone injected something exciting into this show. These girls are awesome together. Great harmonies.
#SweetRelief
Rion: Note to X-Factor, don't have people singing songs before the
commercial breaks, especially when they sound better than most of your
contestants. Like Rion, for example. It's great that she is able to
overcome her setbacks, but it doesn't give her a golden ticket to
talent. She has a lot of work to do before she can be considered as good
as the judges make her out to be.
#ShePutsTheHandInHandicapped
Tim: I can't even.... If this show was the JFK assassination, then
this performance was the head shot. And trust me, when it comes to the
murder of music on this show, there is more than one shooter.
#CancelThisShow
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