“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”
― Oscar Wilde
We started the show off with Carlos getting eliminated. Sorry
Twitch, all the sympathy votes went to the cute little blonde teen with
the deformed hands.
On to 80's Night.
Lillie: Sucked. Not only was it bad to hear this grandma try to sing
like a 25 year old, it was even worse to watch her act like one.
#OverTheHill
Carlito: Pure garbage. Sang "The Rhythm is Going To Get You."
Carlito must have been marked with the blood of a lamb, cause the Rhythm
passed right over him. Also, having the ugliest female dancer on stage
with him didn't help matter either.
#CarlitoCaribbeanCrap
Rion: Sang pat Benatar's "We Belong." I can tell you were Rion
doesn't belong, on the stage. She was all over the place. She has years
of work ahead of her.
#IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowItClapYourHands
Sweet Suspense: Sang the classic 80's song "Mickey." Oh Sweet Suspence you're so fine you blow my mind. A fun performance.
#WishMyMindWasntTheOnlyThingGettingBlown
Tim: He got to meet some chick from Modern Family. She immediately
put Tim in the Friend Zone by bringing her boyfriend along to their
dinner. Good stuff. What wasn't good, was Tim performance. Phil Collins'
songs are getting wrecked this week. This guy has zero charisma.
#NotGettingEliminatedIsAgainstAllOdds
Khaya: Gawd awful! This performance was like watching the Hindenburg
crashing into the World Trade Center then causing the Titanic to sink.
#BorderlineDisaster
Restless Road: When I was 22, I fell in love with this girl. She was
perfect to me. Every love song made sense to me when I thought about
her. So, it broke my heart and nearly destroyed me when I found out she
was a lesbian. I tried so hard to Chasing Amy her, but to no avail. I
thought I knew what depression was then. But, now that I've heard
Restless Road sing again, I know what true depression is. If they manage
to produce an album, it should come with a free prescription to Zoloft.
#FootlooseNeckNoose
Rachel: When they said she was going to sing "Alone" I felt my stomach knot up.
However, my pain was quickly relieved. She nailed this song out of
the park. And she looked sexy as hell doing it to. Best Performance of
the Night.
#I'dLikeToGetHerAlone
Ellona: Terrible. This performance made me jealous of Helen Keller.
#HaveANiceTripSeeYouNextFall
Josh: This performance gave me such a bad migraine my nose started to bleed.
#TheExcedrinFactor
Jeff: Sang "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight." When I used to be a
manager at a fast food place, I would play this song on repeat if my
crew wasn't doing a good job. So, the lyrics to this song are ingrained
in by brain like a tattoo. So, hearing Jeff get the lyrics wrong was a
big mark against him. Plus, he didn't sing this very well. It's a tough
song to sing. But, even on his worst day, Jeff sounds better than most
of the people on this show.
#ShouldHaveWalkedAway
Alex & Ciera: they sang "Addicted To Love" which was a good song
choice for them, but the arrangement was horrible. So, this was just
ok.
#PeopleWhoWatchThisShowAreAddictedToDumb
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