Nicki was running late. I know I'm not the only one who was hoping for a fatal car accident.
Curtis: One of the worst contestants this season is singing a song
by one of the worst winners. He sucks. He's going to be another one of
these jackasses who sings every song, the exact same way. I want to
punch him.
Janelle: She was looking good tonight. And she sang one of the few
country songs I can tolerate. But the whole performance was flatter than
a pre-schooler in a steamroller accident.
Devan: This was "Watching Grass Grow With Your Host Charlie Rose" on
PBS boring. I've had my feet fallen asleep before, but never my ears.
He sucks.
Nicki is wearing a hoodie. Where's George Zimmerman when you need him?
Angie: Gawd, she is beautiful. Absolutely amazing. And her voice is
incredible. The definite front runner. And gawd damn is she HOT!
Paul: During his interview, he said "I need to get my stuff
straight." That was good for a laugh. Anyways, I had to get up and piss
when he started singing. I didn't bother to pause or rewind, but from
what I heard down the hall, the piss splashing the water (and
occasionally the floor) sounded better than this jerkoff.
Candice: Meh.
Lazaro: I was right, the interviews with Porky Pig here are painful.
Every time he performs, I'm reminded of this scene from American Pie 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEDeIvU1si8
Kree: She looks like the actress who looks like Drew Barrymore. She
put a country spin on Roy Orbinson's classic "Crying." Screw you Kree! I
hope the Skrulls destroy you!
Burnell: Gawd, he sucks. No wonder Mother Nature tried to kill him off with Katrina.
Amber: Terrible. If it wasn't for Angie, this whole season would not be worth it.
SHOCKER OF THE NIGHT: No one sang a Lee Dewyze song!
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