Tonight. we got to say goodbye to Manny, Jeneve, Jenn, and Thomas.
Forever.
Adele came out to to guess judge.
Oh wait, that's Kelly Clarkson. That makes more sense.
Olivia: She sang "Unconditionally" by Katy Perry. It's a crap song,
but Olivia actually made it sound pretty good. That's real talent.
#OliviaRocks
Gianna: She sang "Listen" by Beyonce. I listened to this bad
performance for several seconds, then remembered there was a mute button
on my TV controller.
#ClosedCaptionedForTheSingingImpaired
Lee: He reminded us all of the paragon of virtue, Chris "Mad Dog"
Medina. You know, the dude who wheeled his brain damaged fiance out for
sympathy votes. But who can blame him? She wasn't doing much else. Lee
sang "Skinny Love." Never heard of this song before and after this
performance, I never want to hear it again. This was terrible. And Mad
Dog was in the audience too, but thankfully he wasn't mic'd.
#NoLoveForKelly
Avalon: Sang "Stitches" by Shawn Mendes. This was pure amateur hour. Chris Medina's fiance could have sang better than this.
#StitchHerMouthShut
Dalton: Sang "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's. I truly
hate this song with a passion. If it starts playing on the radio in my
car, I will switch the station with such a fury that they would need to
write a whole chapter about it in the book about road rage. So, even
though he didn't sound as bad as the Plain *beep* T's, he still didn't
do himself any favors with this song.
#Crapatonni
There was segment where they cut to Kelly talking about the song she
was going to sing tonight. However, my attention was fully on the
little blonde girl in the background who appeared to be eating the hair
of the girl in front of her.
Tristan: Sang some weird song. The whole arrangement of it was just
off putting and eclectic. She's got a good voice, but this song was not
the right showcase for it.
#BarryMardonesHadTheRightIdea
MacKenzie: Sang an Ed Sheeran song because it's a requirement at
this point. He brought nothing new to the table. Sounded like any other
male contestant singing an Ed Sheeran song.
#TheBourgRedundancy
La'Porsha: She sang "Diamonds" by Rihanna. This was the typical
performance and vocal gymnastics you'd expect from a woman like her.
They are a dime a dozen. Nothing special at all and completely
overrated.
#LaBortion
Sonika:Sang "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence. Not only was this her
best performance, but it was the performance of the night. I loved
this.
#WokeMeUpInside
Trent: Sang "Like I Can" by Sam Smith (of course). He sounds like Charlie Kelly when he sings. Nuff said.
#TheNightmanCometh
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man came out to sing.
Hold on, I'm told it's Kelly Clarkson. That makes more sense.
It was some song she wrote while she was cooking up kid number one.
Something about a deadbeat dad or something like that. It made Keith cry
like a little bitch
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