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It's a New Season, yes it is!
We start off with our Top 14 with 4 of them getting automatic passes to the Top 10. And those 4 are:
Dalton, Olivia, Trent, and Big Hair.
The other ten are going to sing in hopes of getting voted into the top 10. Which 6 will get it? Well, let's see how they did.
Manny: He sang "Master Blaster" by Stevie Wonder. This was less
Master Blaster and more Master Bator. Total jerk off of a performance
with no real satisfaction at the end.
#MannyTheHandy
Gianna: She sang "Put A Spell On You." She put a spell on me all
right, Boringus Gotosleepus. If music is magic, then this daughter of a
musician turned out to be a Squib.
#WitchIsWorse
Thomas: Sang "Story of my Life" by One Direction. Terrible song,
terrible performance. The only direction this kid is going is straight
home.
#ShortStory
Tristian: Sang "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts. Probably the
best performance of the night. It wasn't bad, not that great either.
It's like getting a Loot Crate where it's filled with inflatable crowns
and air fresheners and one mystery bag item from Orphan Black. You're
not a fan of the show, but it seems pretty cool and the mystery bag
figure was a lot better than that other crap.
#NotAPopVinyl
Avalon: Sang "Yo" by Chris Brown. In the show "Gargoyles," time goes
much slower on the island of Avalon than it does in the rest of the
world. And there is not enough time there to get this crap performance
out of my head. Gawd awful.
#YoYoBlah
Jenn: Sang "True Colors" by Cyndi Laupner. It looked like all the
true colors were in this freak's eyebrows. This performance was nails on
a chalkboard awful.
#ColorHerBad
Lee: Sang "Make It Rain" by Ed Sheeran. It didn't rain here, but it
did snow. And watching that snow melt was a lot more exciting than
anything in this performance.
#MakeItPlain
Sonika: Sang "I Surrender" by Celine Dion. Make your enemies listen
to this performance and they'll surrender too. The boredom will
completely wear them out.
#SonikaTheDredgeHog
Jeneve: Sang "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash. Before he died, Cash
gave us a tremendous cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt." It was glorious.
This performance, was the exact opposite of that. Absolutely terrible
from start to finish.
#HurtMyEarsToday
MacKenzie: Hank McCoy JR here sang his own song called "Roses."
Speaking of Beasts and roses, the one in that Disney movie had to make
someone fall in love with him before the petals of an enchanted rose
fell completely off. If that beast tried to woo his beauty with this
song, he would not have a happy ending.
#BeastOfBurden
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