American Idol Final Season Top 10

Tonight. we got to say goodbye to Manny, Jeneve, Jenn, and Thomas.

Forever.


Adele came out to to guess judge.

Oh wait, that's Kelly Clarkson. That makes more sense.


Olivia: She sang "Unconditionally" by Katy Perry. It's a crap song, but Olivia actually made it sound pretty good. That's real talent.
#OliviaRocks


Gianna: She sang "Listen" by Beyonce. I listened to this bad performance for several seconds, then remembered there was a mute button on my TV controller.
#ClosedCaptionedForTheSingingImpaired


Lee: He reminded us all of the paragon of virtue, Chris "Mad Dog" Medina. You know, the dude who wheeled his brain damaged fiance out for sympathy votes. But who can blame him? She wasn't doing much else. Lee sang "Skinny Love." Never heard of this song before and after this performance, I never want to hear it again. This was terrible. And Mad Dog was in the audience too, but thankfully he wasn't mic'd.
#NoLoveForKelly


Avalon: Sang "Stitches" by Shawn Mendes. This was pure amateur hour. Chris Medina's fiance could have sang better than this.
#StitchHerMouthShut


Dalton: Sang "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's. I truly hate this song with a passion. If it starts playing on the radio in my car, I will switch the station with such a fury that they would need to write a whole chapter about it in the book about road rage. So, even though he didn't sound as bad as the Plain *beep* T's, he still didn't do himself any favors with this song.
#Crapatonni


There was segment where they cut to Kelly talking about the song she was going to sing tonight. However, my attention was fully on the little blonde girl in the background who appeared to be eating the hair of the girl in front of her.


Tristan: Sang some weird song. The whole arrangement of it was just off putting and eclectic. She's got a good voice, but this song was not the right showcase for it.
#BarryMardonesHadTheRightIdea


MacKenzie: Sang an Ed Sheeran song because it's a requirement at this point. He brought nothing new to the table. Sounded like any other male contestant singing an Ed Sheeran song.
#TheBourgRedundancy


La'Porsha: She sang "Diamonds" by Rihanna. This was the typical performance and vocal gymnastics you'd expect from a woman like her. They are a dime a dozen. Nothing special at all and completely overrated.
#LaBortion


Sonika:Sang "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence. Not only was this her best performance, but it was the performance of the night. I loved this.
#WokeMeUpInside


Trent: Sang "Like I Can" by Sam Smith (of course). He sounds like Charlie Kelly when he sings. Nuff said.
#TheNightmanCometh


The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man came out to sing.

Hold on, I'm told it's Kelly Clarkson. That makes more sense.

It was some song she wrote while she was cooking up kid number one. Something about a deadbeat dad or something like that. It made Keith cry like a little bitch

American Idol Final Season Not Top Ten

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We start off with our Top 14 with 4 of them getting automatic passes to the Top 10. And those 4 are:

Dalton, Olivia, Trent, and Big Hair.

The other ten are going to sing in hopes of getting voted into the top 10. Which 6 will get it? Well, let's see how they did.


Manny: He sang "Master Blaster" by Stevie Wonder. This was less Master Blaster and more Master Bator. Total jerk off of a performance with no real satisfaction at the end.
#MannyTheHandy


Gianna: She sang "Put A Spell On You." She put a spell on me all right, Boringus Gotosleepus. If music is magic, then this daughter of a musician turned out to be a Squib.
#WitchIsWorse


Thomas: Sang "Story of my Life" by One Direction. Terrible song, terrible performance. The only direction this kid is going is straight home.
#ShortStory


Tristian: Sang "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts. Probably the best performance of the night. It wasn't bad, not that great either. It's like getting a Loot Crate where it's filled with inflatable crowns and air fresheners and one mystery bag item from Orphan Black. You're not a fan of the show, but it seems pretty cool and the mystery bag figure was a lot better than that other crap.
#NotAPopVinyl


Avalon: Sang "Yo" by Chris Brown. In the show "Gargoyles," time goes much slower on the island of Avalon than it does in the rest of the world. And there is not enough time there to get this crap performance out of my head. Gawd awful.
#YoYoBlah


Jenn: Sang "True Colors" by Cyndi Laupner. It looked like all the true colors were in this freak's eyebrows. This performance was nails on a chalkboard awful.
#ColorHerBad


Lee: Sang "Make It Rain" by Ed Sheeran. It didn't rain here, but it did snow. And watching that snow melt was a lot more exciting than anything in this performance.
#MakeItPlain


Sonika: Sang "I Surrender" by Celine Dion. Make your enemies listen to this performance and they'll surrender too. The boredom will completely wear them out.
#SonikaTheDredgeHog


Jeneve: Sang "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash. Before he died, Cash gave us a tremendous cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt." It was glorious. This performance, was the exact opposite of that. Absolutely terrible from start to finish.
#HurtMyEarsToday


MacKenzie: Hank McCoy JR here sang his own song called "Roses." Speaking of Beasts and roses, the one in that Disney movie had to make someone fall in love with him before the petals of an enchanted rose fell completely off. If that beast tried to woo his beauty with this song, he would not have a happy ending.
#BeastOfBurden