This whole Selfie thing makes me wish that we'd all get wiped out by a
giant asteroid. Still wouldn't stop these selfie douches to take a pic
of themselves with the asteroid in the background. Omg!
#EndOfTheWorldSelfie #YOLO
Randy's Picks
Caleb: Sang "Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS. If the lead singer of
INXS hadn't killed himself back in 1997, he probably would have killed
himself tonight after hearing this performance. This was dreadful.
#HopeHisVoiceTearsApart
Alex: He sang "Pompeii" by Bastille. I love this song, so as soon as
Randy said he picked this song for Alex, Randy became dead to me.
Hearing Alex sing it was like that scene in "Pet Sematary." The one
where the father see Gage get hit by the truck. That's how I felt
hearing Alex sing this. Alex attempting to perform this song is the
equivalent of Corky from "Life Goes One" being the lead role in
"Hamlet." Terrible.
#BelongsInTheBastille
Jena: Sang "Titanium." Well, her voice wasn't titanium, more like
hydrogen. It was all over the place. She has the kind of voice that can
cause seizures.
#SheWillFall
Judges Picks.
Caleb: He sang "Demons" by Imagine Dragons. Before we begin. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5TO_-CztU
That's how this song is done. Caleb's version, was laughably bad. This
was so weak. It was like watching a 5 year old bowl with an adult sized
bowling ball.
#LeaveTheSlayingOfDemonsToSamAndDean
Alex: Sang "Stay" by Rihanna. This performance was as bad as the
suit he was wearing. Once again, he sang this song in the same style as
every song he has sang. There was this act on America's Got Talent that
sang the exact same song every time they performed. It was called The
Booty Song or something stupid like that. Anyways, THEY were more
versatile than Alex is.
#Go
Jena: Sang "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato. In the first episode of
"house of Cards" Frank Underwood discovers his neighbor's dog after it
was hit by a hit and run driver. Frank snaps the dog's neck, not just to
put it out of its misery, but to get the situation over with. This
performance needed a Frank Underwood.
#GaveMeAnEarAttack.
Home Town Picks.
Caleb: His retarded fans voted for "Dazed and Confused" by Zeppelin.
Same crap, different day. This was just bad. The theatrics at the end
were a joke. And not the funny kind. The audience and judges reaction to
this was embarrassing.
#DejaBlew
Alex: Sang "Story of My Life" again. The band that sang this song is
"One Direction." Alex has no direction. He is on a dead end street. He
is the lowest rung on the ladder. People only like him because he is
simple. He is the easy mode on video games. These things are fine, on
occasion, but all of the time is just pathetic. And Alex is like that
all of the time.
#LoserTheLifeStoryOfAlex
Jena: Sang "Creep." Again. A bad performance that capped off one of the worst Final 3 in Idol history.
#NoneOfYouBelongHere
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