Wednesday, May 6, 2015

American Idol Season 14 Top 3

Scott's Picks. 

Clark: Sang "Beautiful Day" by U2. This was not a beautiful day. It was dreary and exhausting. Just like this performance. Clark is way more Bozo than Bono. Ryan noted that the only other contestant to sing this song was Lee DeWyze. Sometimes, they make this so easy for me. 
#UBlew 


Nick: Sang "Because The Night" by Bruce Springsteen. What an insult to The Boss by giving one of his songs to such a generic loser singer. It's like giving the role of James Bond to Pauly Shore. 
#LicenseToSuck 



Jax: Sang "My Generation" by The Who. She had a fun time singing a fun song, It was fun to watch and to listen to. Really fun to watch. 
#SideBoob 



Hometown Dedications. 


Nick: His hometown visit was the typical generic visit you'd expect. He sang "Back Home" by Andy Grammer. Nick is the kind of singer youd expect to see in a second rate boy band that is made up of twenty somethings. They put out one album and are never heard again unless one of them gets a gig hosting some lame show on MTV. 
#GoBackHome 


Clark: His hometown visit was boring as hell. A Cabbage Patch Doll has more personality than Clark. At one point during his concert, a choir from Lee University showed up to sing with him. His hometown dedication song was "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding, despite the fact that there isn't a bay in his hometown. This was one of his worst performances. 
#LeeDeWyzeUniversity 


Jax: Her hometown visit was heartwarming to watch. She deserves happiness and it was nice to see her get it. She sang "My Immortal" by Evanescence. She looked gorgeous and sounded gorgeous. One of the best Idol performances ever. 
#BeautyNeverDies 



Judges' Picks. 


Clark: Sang some stupid song from the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. What that movie is to film, Clark is to music.
#50ShadesOfSuck 



Jax: Sang "Misery Business" by Paramour. It was an unique take on the song and it worked. Unlike the others, Jax has continued to improve week after week. Never has there been a more clear winner. 
#PuttingTheOthersOutOfBusiness 


Nick: Sang "I'll Be" by Edwin McClain. You'll be nothing Nick, you'll be nothing. 
#NickFraudian 


And Rayvon is finally Ray-GONE!!!! 

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