We are down to the final 12.
Let's go from worst act to best.
12: Collins Key (magician) Actually, calling this guy a magician is
an insult to magicians. He took Nick's watch, adjusted the time ,and
placed it in a bag. He took 2 cheap watches and placed them in separate
bags, had Howie adjust the time on his watch. Then he had Heidi and Mel
pick 2 bags for him to smash. The remaining bag had Nick's watch and the
time matched Howie's watch.
I'm sure that was boring to read, well, it was even more boring to watch. How did he do it? Who cares?
11: Jimmy Rose (singer) Sang Blake Shelton's "God Gave Me You." If
God does exist, then he is a cruel bastard, because he gave us Jimmy
Rose.
10: D'Angelo & Amanda (dancers) It was faced paced and
energetic, but so is my masturbating, and try as I may, I don't think
that will get me on America's Got Talent.
9: Brendan James (opera singer) His parents are proud of him and no
longer care that he is gay. It's inspiring. I hope every gay kid out
there has a chance to win a million dollars so their parents can love
them too. He did an operatic cover of that Hallelujah song that
everybody does a cover of. He was all over the place with this. And this
song makes me think of the sex scene in Watchmen.
8: Chicago Boys (acrobatics) I gave them high praise last week for
doing bigger stunts, but this week they went back to the same boring
routine. Well, they did do a human pyramid like jump stunt, but that was
the only impressive thing about them this week.
7: Catapult Entertainment (shadow dancers) They story they told
using their bodies as shadow puppets portrayed a boy who gets bullied at
school. The bullies become monsters to him, but they are defeated when
he remembers he has people who love him. What a bunch of sentimental
crap. Ok, the dragon they made was cool, but there have been far better
shadow dances than these clods.
6: Innovative Force (acrobatic dancing) Again, it was kind of all
over the place, much like Chicago Boyz, but I think these girls have
much better timing. And the helicopter spin they did with the three
girls was very impressive.
5: Cami Bradley (singer) She sang Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer." She made it sound hauntingly beautiful. That is amazing.
4: Forte (opera trio) They did an Italian Operatic version of "My
Heart Will Go On." There are 2 rules about covering a Celine Dion song:
1. Don't do it. 2. Especially if you're a guy. These 3 did the
impossible. They sounded great.
3: Taylor Williamson (comedian) He and the next two acts are the
only acts I was looking forward to seeing tonight, and they did not
disappoint. Taylor makes me laugh. That's his job and he does it well.
The therapy jokes was funny as hell.
2: Kristef Brothers (balancing and strength act)The whole
infomerical setting, with the two couples in the back trying to
duplicate the moves and failing was brilliant. These two guys are
incredible at what they do. And they are funny.
1: Kenichi Ebina (Asian Jesus) Imagine a blind man getting a new
pair of eyes and seeing the sunrise for the very first time. Imagine
going to a different planet, and getting to see the night sky from a
whole new perspective. Imagine standing on the top of The Dark Tower,
and looking down at the sea of roses, and being able to get a glimpse of
the light of all creation.
Imagine the beauty of all that.
None of that is as beautiful as Kenichi dancing.
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